meanest person you’ve ever met: i’m so sick of being nice
Everyone: Golurk is so scary! They don’t emote and are just machines!
My Golurk, apologizing for stepping on a flower:

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
Happy Birthday Grimace 🤣
This one was wild!
regentium-deactivated20220608:
someone: good boy
me, feeling it in my dick: say it again please i am fucking begging you

currently coping being totk-less with midna twilight princess lol…. (also a redraw of this!) but hopefully it isn’t too delusional of me to wish for some nods to the twili in tears of the kingdom ; Q ;
Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other’s posts… I hope you’re all having a lovely day ✨
Pokémon TCG EX Hidden Legends illustrations by Yuka Morii 👏🏼
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it